Smile. It might never happen. Emma. 20. 
Anonymous asked: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.


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dank-hill:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

There’s something to be “gotten” by this? Steve Harvey is concerned for everyone’s issues. Am I missing something else?

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profoundnegro:

blake-nmc:

dnnm:

i am crying this is me

Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha

ACCURATE

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via paulmccartneyisfullofkittens)

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willow-wanderings:

thebicker:

^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.

(Source: supermans, via shingeki-no-kaijus)

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glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

(Source: stabmeintheneck, via nar-what)

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collegehumor:

Employee Manuals…Probably

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies’ employee manuals…probably.

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Creepy stare selfie.

Creepy stare selfie.

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